Barefoot Celebrities

Lily Allen in concert with dirty soles




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  1. per tuttal'estate 24 ore su 24 la povera lily dovrebbe sempre camminare a piedi nudi e piante nerissime come in queste foto

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  2. HER DIRTY FEET SHOULD CARRY A WARNING---DON'T ATTEMPT TO TICKLE THE DIRTY FEET WITHOUT A GAS MASK OR RESPIRATOR.

    SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE OF TICKLING DIRTY FEET MYSELF, I WOULD BE WEARING MY MSA MILLENNIUM GAS MASK.

    WHEN I WAS TICKLING A GIRL'S FEET AS DIRTY AS LILY ALLEN, I WORE MY GAS MASK TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM
    HER EXTREMELY DIRTY FEET.

    MY MSA MILLENNIUM GAS MASK ALLOWED TO TICKLE THOSE DIRTY FEET WITHOUT BEING EXPOSED TO DIRTY SOLES.

    REMEMBER--WHEN TICKLING DIRTY FEET, WEAR A GAS MASK.

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  3. Hey, guy with the gas mask issue...you need serious help!!!! No kidding. Serious help.

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    1. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN ABOUT MY NEED FOR HELP--I'M FINE

      AT A FETISH PARTY, I MET A GIRL WHO HAD EXTREMELY DIRTY FEET (SIMILAR TO LILY ALLEN'S) AND SHE ASKED ME IF SHE COULD PUT HER DIRTY FEET IN MY FACE AND I SAID "YES"

      TWO IMPORTANT FACTS--

      WE WERE BOTH WEARING GAS MASKS

      WE BOTH HAVE NON--TICKLISH FEET

      SINCE I WAS WEARING A GAS MASK, I WAS ABLE TO TICKLE THE BOTTOMS OF HER FEET, ARCHES, IN BETWEEN THE TOES--ABSOLUTELY NO LAUGHTER

      SOME PEOPLE WERE WONDERING HOW I WAS ABLE TO TICKLE HER DIRTY FEET AND I REPLIED "HER FEET ARE EASY, THIS GAS MASK CAN HANDLE RIOT CONTROL TEAR GAS AND PEPPER SPRAY"

      THEN SHE TICKLED MY FEET AND I DIDN'T EVEN LAUGH

      WE BOTH MANAGED TO GET THE LAST LAUGH

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    2. I want to go to a fetish party with you.

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